It can buy a House可以用來買房子
But not a Home但是不能買一個家
It can buy a Bed可以用來買床
But not Sleep但是不能買睡眠
It can buy a Clock可以用來買時鐘
But not Time但是不能買時間
It can buy you a Book可以用來買書
But not Knowledge但是不能買到知識
It can buy you a Position可以用來買職位
But not Respect但是不能買到尊敬
It can buy you Medicine可以用來買藥
But not Health但是不能買到健康
It can buy you Blood可以用來買血
But not Life但是不能買回生命
It can buy you Sex可以用來買性行為
But not Love但是不能買到真愛
So you see money isn't everything.所以金錢不是萬能的
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦、免除你所受的折磨
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
所以把你的錢都寄來吧，我決定定替你承受這一切痛苦
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋友了
CASH ONLY PLEASE
我只收現金,謝謝