1. Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard &Visa
鈔票不是萬能的, 有時還需要信用卡
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水, 儘量和女友一起洗澡
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道
5. Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的, 結婚的人很難再聰明起來
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚 (聯繫)
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找藉口, 今天就要找好
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養
11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩
12. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧
13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來
14. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡! 不過我不會用自己去證明
15. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看著別人工作
16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚, 幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地
17. When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的, 三個人才是!
18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網, 它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看
19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn
學的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘記的越多, 忘記的越多, 知道的越少, 為什麼學來著
20.An evil life is a kind of death. ---Ovid
邪惡的生活，便是死亡的一種
21.Age is bothersome only when you stop to coddle it.---Maaurice Chevallier
年齡，是到了你不珍惜他時，才會嫌他累贅
22.All they take the sword shall perish with the sword.---Jesus Christ
動刀者，必死於刀下
23.At twenty years of the will reigns; at thirty the wit; at forty the judgment.
---Benjamin Franklin
人在20歲時由意志所主宰，30歲時由機智所駕馭，40歲受判斷力所支配
24.Everyone is a moon, and has a dark sidw which he never shows to anybody.---Mark Twain
人人都是月亮，都有其黑暗的一面，永不為人所看見
25.Every man is the maker of his own fortune.---Richard steels
每個人的命運掌握在自己手中
26.Good and bad men are each less so than they seem.---Taylor
好人與壞人往往不如表面上看起來這麼好或壞
27.He who has not tasted bitter knows not what sweet is.---德國諺語
沒有嚐過苦味的人不知何謂甘美味為何
28.Living without an a aim is like sailing without a compass.---Ruskin
沒有目標的生活如同沒有羅盤而航行
29.Life is a comedy to him who thinks and a tragedy to him who feels.---英國諺語
對人生加以思考的人，會覺得人生是喜劇; 只憑感覺而未加以思考的人會覺得人生只是場悲劇
30.Most of what we learn, we learn from living.---Powell Davies
我們所學得的東西，大部分都是從生活中所學習來的
31.The important thing in life is to have a great aim, and the determination to attain it.---Goethe
人生最重要的是要有偉大的目標以及設法達到的決心
32.The old believe everthing; the middle-aged suspect everything;the young know everything.---Oscar Wilde
老年人相信一切，中年人懷疑一切，年輕人認為他們什麼都懂
33.To live is to do a battle.---Seneca
生活就是戰鬥
34.Wrinkles should only indicate where smiles have been.---Ethel Barrymore
皺紋不過是說明那曾經是笑容的痕跡
35.We only live once, but if we work it right, once is enough.---英國諺語
我們只有活一次，但若不負此生，一次便已經足夠
36.Youth, once gone, is gone; deeds, let escape, are never to be done.---Browning
青春一去不復返，事業一縱永無成
37.. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。
38. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
沒有男人或女人是值得你為他流眼淚，值得的那一位，不會要你哭。
39. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
那人不是你所想般愛你，但不代表那人不是全心全意地愛你。
40. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
一個真正的朋友是向著你伸手，觸動你心靈的人。
41. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
就算你不快樂也不要皺眉，因為你永不知道誰會愛上你的笑容。
42. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
在世界裡你可能只是某人，但對某人你可能是全世界。
43. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要花時間在一個不會花時間在你身上的人。
44. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
可能神要我們在遇到那位對的人之前先遇上一些錯的人，讓我們遇到那位對先生/對小 姐
時懂得珍惜。
45. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為完結而哭，要為曾經發生而微笑。
46. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time aro
這個世界永遠也會有一些傷害你的人，你要做的就是繼續去信人和小心你下次信的人。
47. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
在你嘗試了解其他人和盼望其他人明白你之前，先把你自己變成一個更好的人和了解你自己。
48. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要太努力去找，最好的東西是在你最預計不到的時候出現。
49. Whatever happens, happens for a reason.
所有事也是因果循環的。
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1. 狗之外，書是人類最好的朋友；狗之內，太暗了，無法看書
2. 女人不想聽你怎麼想，只想聽她自己的想法，以較低沉的聲音說出來。
3. 我不認為我是個禿子，我只是長得比頭髮高而已。
4. 你有沒有發現，開車比你慢的都是白痴，比你快的都是瘋子？
5. 穿耳洞的男人比較適合結婚，他們經歷過痛苦，而且會買首飾。
6. 我出生時，驚訝得一年半說不出話來。
7. 我並不是怕死；只是死的時候不想在場。
8. 做個有智慧的人很簡單：只要想一些愚蠢的話，然後不說出來就行了。
9. 我喝酒，是為了讓旁人更有意思。